so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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