Nicole vs. Life
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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