What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
tequila makes me forget i have legs
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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