JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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