is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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