Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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