I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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