Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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