I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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