thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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