Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
