it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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