You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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