your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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