Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im holly from the hills drunk
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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