so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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