I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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