Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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