just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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