i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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