Sponge bath it is.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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