problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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