What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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