When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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