She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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