Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
