Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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