the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
