got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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