If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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