I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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