Do vagina's smell?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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