i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
