Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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