We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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