lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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