as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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