my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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