Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There's always time for handjobs
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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