I am in a vortex of obligation.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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