If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
