who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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