The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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