Your tits are I can't wait for
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
