glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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