butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Two words: blizzard sex
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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