I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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