If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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