i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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