You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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